A judgmental civilian will stop at nothing to mock a lolita. This video is for lolitas to share with nonlolitas but I think most people who like an alternative fashion can also relate :P I hope you enjoy~! 

Reblogging because the season of “aren’t you early for halloween?” is upon us.  

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My dumb fur child barks and growls in his sleep.


mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.





This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

Tags: OMFG


Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

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i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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Eternalfront and sargerny were at my house during the VMAs and I made a video of our dog pile. Eternalfront was trying to inappropriate things to my feet.

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Tags: OMFG

Look at my dog being a fucking asshole


This properly conveys how people talked in the 90’s.

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I wanna get drunk but drinking by yourself is no fun and my dad is home.

I’m a mess. I accidentally skipped like 3 doses of my Prozac and now I know its the Prozac that’s been making me stop eating halfway through my meals. And I realized that I actually don’t like how I act when I’m on it. It makes me act weird and do things I wouldn’t normally do.



i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

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Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

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